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Post by twoshells on Jun 24, 2006 17:34:21 GMT -5
"I don't know what I want anymore, Anya." Jonathan said, sweeping up debris.
"I don't want to hurt him, but since you told me that, I wish no matter how much Xander is with him that he's never happy with him."
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Post by cyclica on Jun 24, 2006 17:42:01 GMT -5
"You want to make that an official wish? Because you know, there is something I can do about that, a little 'never find happyness' thing. I don't get a lot of requests for it because, well, its kinda dull, but it could be the thing for you. What do you say..." Anya morphed into anyanka, and said in a deep voice "Wanna make a wish?"
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Post by twoshells on Jun 24, 2006 17:43:57 GMT -5
Jonathan jumped at Anya's alternate form but then he composed himself. "I wish that no matter how intimate Xander gets with Andrew, he's never happy."
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Post by cyclica on Jun 24, 2006 17:49:25 GMT -5
"Done!" As anyanka spoke the air semed to fill with black cloud. She let out a magical red thunderbold from her fingers that exploded out the door and went to find xander, to make the wish come true. Anyanka morphed back into anya and the black cloud instantly vanished. "There, problem solved. How are you at fixing windows?" *cut to commercial*
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Post by mGlottalstop on Jun 24, 2006 17:51:06 GMT -5
*Joey appeared between the human and the demon* Enough! *He glanced at Anya* Disregard the boy's wishes *He looked at Jonathan* I have a better idea...
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Post by cyclica on Jun 24, 2006 17:53:14 GMT -5
oh please not joey
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Post by mGlottalstop on Jun 24, 2006 17:54:25 GMT -5
ooc: Is that Your personal comment, or Anya's comment?))
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Post by twoshells on Jun 24, 2006 18:06:49 GMT -5
Jonathan looked confused. "Could someone tell me what's going on?"
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Post by mGlottalstop on Jun 24, 2006 18:10:27 GMT -5
*Joey shook his head* Andrew loves Xander... Xander is best friends with the omnipotent Witch that kicked your ass, my dimension isn't that different from yours. If you curse Andrew, Willow would reverse it... to get to this boy, you have to break down his mental walls... *Joey morphed into Warren* Easy as pi *He removed his belt, a sadistic glint in his eyes* *He looked at Jonathan, and smirked* *He now looked like the Warren the Andrew described to Xander*
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Post by twoshells on Jun 24, 2006 18:14:35 GMT -5
Jonathan was terrorfied when he saw Warren, he wanted to turn around and run away but he was frozen in place with fear and couldn't move.
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Post by mGlottalstop on Jun 24, 2006 18:17:45 GMT -5
*Joey morphed back into his normal form* *He shook his head in disbelief* You're an idiot, you know that? You want to hurt Andrew? Then let me hurt him! You want to alienate him? Then let me alienate him! *He morphed into Andrew* You short, ugly, Wookie! You were a useless friend, and you know next to Nothing about the Klingon language! Xander's half the lover you would ever be! *Joey morphed back into his original form, smirking*
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Post by twoshells on Jun 24, 2006 18:19:09 GMT -5
Jonathan whimpered "I didn't want to hurt Andrew, my wish was against Xander."
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Post by mGlottalstop on Jun 24, 2006 18:24:59 GMT -5
*Joey rolled his eyes* You know what, you and Andrew are a perfect couple... you both never stop whining! Good luck to Xander... maybe he'll be a better friend to Andrew than you will be *He looked around at the ruin of the shop* I Restore Tranquility, I replicate Serenity, I Give to the Cause Generously, My Will be Done![/i] *The Magic Box was restored to how it looked before Willow's fight with Giles*[/color]
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Post by twoshells on Jun 24, 2006 18:26:21 GMT -5
Jonathan asked "Who are you?"
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Post by mGlottalstop on Jun 24, 2006 18:31:08 GMT -5
*Joey smiled* I am Joseph Anthony Calvin Kyle Arthur Sameul Summers, you are free to call me Joey. *He gestured to Anya* I was her replacement during her tenure as a human, now I'm the God of Slayers, but old habits die hard, and I can see that this pradicament requires a lot of considerations... So, do you want me to torture him? *He sat on the Table Jonathan had fixed*
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